How many Libertines fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
300:
* Pete to screw it in
* 1 person to post about it at libertines.org
* 1 person to post a link to their post at the_libertines
* 20 people to worry that pete is screwing lightbulbs recklessly and
will die soon
* 14 to defend pete's lightbulb-screwing ways
* 6 to doubt that pete ever screwed the lightbulb in anyway
* 30 people to try and screw in the lightbulb just like pete
* 7 to post excerpts from distantly related babyshambles entries
* 25 to have desperate msn conversations with each other about what repercussions the lightbulb-screwing holds
* 45 to write in to NME about Pete screwing in a lightbulb
* 1 NME hack to write an article about pete screwing in a lightbulb
* 26 people to complain about the NME article
* 3 people to request scans of the article because they live in barren
wyoming famland and can't get NME
*
Andrew Kendall to post a picture of Pete screwing in a lightbulb
* 50 people to flip out over Andrew Kendall's picture
* 22 people to join a community dedicated to discussion of Pete and
lightbulb changing
* 9 people to write erotic fanfiction about Pete, Carl, and a faulty lightbulb
* 28 to get upset when the Sun prints an article exclusively revealing said screwing in of lightbulb (albeit 4 months later).
* 4 to claim they were there when lightbulb was screwed in since they're 'friends' with Pete.
* 6 to criticise selfishness of Pete's reasons for choosing said lightbulb and screwing it in.
* 2 to blame Carl.
Quelle? wie immer: .org is to blame.
cleo am 04.06.2007 um 23:10 Uhr:
die cleo-frage: es gibt erotic-mangas featuring pete? und ist die idee, so etwas zu machen mit jemanden mit so einer fresse nicht schon pervers an sich?Christian_alternakid am 04.06.2007 um 23:17 Uhr:
nicht mangas. geschriebene fiction. du weißt schon: lesen statt gucken. war 2002-2004 ganz groß in Libertines-Fankreisen. meistens, wie sagt mans, durchaus mit einem homoerotischen touch regarding Pete & Carl. und dem typ hinter dem schlagzeug.